Anonymous said: That fundraiser for the rape prevention glasses etc ended already but they did meet their goal!
omg that’s amazing!!!!!!!!!! thank u for informing me
" you’re gonna have that tattoo for the rest of your life"
I didn’t..are you serious?
I don’t understand people who are like ‘I don’t drink water’ how are you even alive
french people are so hardcore they eat pain for breakfast
this pun was wasted on you all
Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.
who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases
my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so fucking hard