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  • while watching animated movies at age 2: hell yeah motherfucker
  • while watching animated movies at age 12: hell yeah motherfucker
  • while watching animated movies at age 20: hell yeah motherfucker
  • while watching animated movies at age 200: hell yeah motherfucker

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homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell


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buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours


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starllex:

i heard a rumor that the reblog button isnt working starting from now idk tho you should test it out on my selfies 


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rumour:

M.A.T.H

Modern

A(S)lavery

True

Haha


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littlepaperhugs:

i am very proud of you for waking up today. you are very brave. existing can be hard sometimes and that is okay. i am proud of you even if all you did today was exist. i am proud of you for existing.


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theseawasspooky: my friend came back from the UK today this is the only picture he took

theseawasspooky:

my friend came back from the UK today this is the only picture he took

(Source: theseawasred)


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cosrnos:

if I’m in the middle of a sentence and you decide to start talking over me:

  • fuck you

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thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

nominee for 3 oscars

(Source: swelliing)


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  • Not feminism: Oh my God, that woman is wearing make-up and high heels! She can't be a feminist. She's just adhering to the patriarchal expectations of femininity! What a traitor to her gender.
  • Not feminism: I hate men! Women are so much better than men! All men are rapists and we don't need their help! Men are just there to oppress us and keep us down! Women are the superior gender.
  • Not feminism: You're giving up your career to have a baby? You're being dictated to by a man! That's the wrong choice! You've slept with twenty men? Wow, way to show that you have no respect for yourself.
  • Feminism: Women and men are equal. No-one should be discriminated against on the basis of their gender. Women have the right to decide how to live their life, how to dress, what to do with their body and who to love.

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celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”


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uglyfeminist:

Jesse Eisenberg Wants You To Know He’s Smarter Than You (x)

more than one person has said they didn’t have access to this video in their country, and the world needs to see this, so here you go!

omgfh he acts just like he did in the social network i cant breathe hes such an ass

(Source: mrjesseeisenberg)


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webuiltthiscity: “Troubled Relationship” is now a card category at Walgreen’s, which is great because that’s the sort of situation that is usually best handled via greeting card.

webuiltthiscity:

“Troubled Relationship” is now a card category at Walgreen’s, which is great because that’s the sort of situation that is usually best handled via greeting card.


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beyoncebeytwice:

its not a real holiday unless it gets me out of school


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mew-squared:

  • In 2009, a man married a video game character
  • In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
  • In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
  • Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
  • And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin

please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige


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